Rape Case Closed

Suspek: Unsay himuon nako Attorney? Gi kasohan kog rape.

Attorney: dali ra na! Pasobrahi lang storya.

In the Court

Judge: Unsay gihimu nimu sa babae?

Suspek: nag 69 mi, nag helicopter, nag dog style ug daghan pa your Honor!

Babae: (Nisinggit) Di na tinoud your Honor!

Judge: Case dismissed! Di man d ay tinoud.

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